About
Welcome to the Official Merch Outpost of Outer Ohio and the Village of Hobart (pending council approval).
Here you’ll find shirts, stickers, and other sanctioned goods drawn directly from the Hobart, Ohio webcomic, the only comic strip brave enough to cover raccoon-related crime, football game assaults, and municipal conspiracy in equal measure.
Why Does This Exist?
Because Hobart’s weird little economy needed another outlet besides The Pit Stop, Punky’s Pizza, and the donation jar at PAL-TV. Every shirt, sticker, and questionable product you buy helps keep the streetlights flickering, the presses of the Hobart Herald clanking, and your favorite creator supplied with enough caffeine to finish the next page.
What You're Really Buying
A t-shirt? Sure.
A sticker sheet? Definitely.
But also: a piece of Hobart civic infrastructure (loosely defined).
Think of it less like “merch” and more like contributing to the outer-Ohioan economy of nonsense.
A Word From The Village Council
This store has not been officially endorsed, audited, or even acknowledged by Hobart’s leadership. The mayor could not be reached for comment.